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# I DIDNT PLAY BIOSHOCK INFINITE # BUT I WATCHED STEVE PLAY IT AND HOLY SHIT

PLEASE HIRE ME.

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

it is ok friend

i know you aren’t feeling so great right now friend

but just know that you are great

and that i am here for you

and you deserve happiness

and things will get better

i promise you that friend

# thanks red panda # i needed this

“He does still surprise me and he makes me hungry to work with him and see what he does and comes up with. [The Master] was something that I came up with because I wanted to spend more time with him. We’d worked together a lot, five times. But it was never enough. It was a supporting part or something like that. It never felt like we’d gotten super dirty enough together” - Paul Thomas Anderson

# same

thechosenjuan:

wow beyonce how could you :(

# oh kroll you angel

my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me

Amy Poehler | Referencing the Stonys when talking about other awards

# what a queen

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

“I’m pretty sure, 99% sure there is a heaven. But I am 100% sure that, if there is, I get in. If I don’t get in, I’d rather burn, because if I don’t get in, it must blow. It must suck. I’m not perfect, but I am decent. I am caring. I am loving. I’ve fucked up and I’ve made mistakes. But if there is this decent place, it’s only decent if they let someone like me in. If they don’t, it’s not somewhere I want to be anyway.” —

Todd Glass on the You Made It Weird podcast w/ Pete Holmes.

This really resonated with me in light of recent political headlines. I think it’s just about the easiest, yet best summation of how we’re all equal I’ve ever heard.

(via jeffwestjr)

# v good